hello to the people who hated on me-eee. hello to the people who loved me-eee. hello to the people who trusted me-eee. hello, hello, to everee-bo dee-eee.
i am disappearing from the world for a few days. i’m old, guys. i feel thin, like butter scraped over too much bread. i need to find some place quiet where i can finish my book. seriously though, that’s what i’m doing. i’m going into the woods to work on my Cambion novel. i’ll be back on monday, just in time for our spring tour. i think i can survive without internet until then.
oh, btw Daniel and i have some new music. we’re releasing it in a zine, and we’ll mail it right to your house. it’s called Bonus Spells.
this is a mockup of the first issue of our zine, Bonus Spells (nod to D&D). it was handmade by me and Daniel. The final version will look just like this, but the inside it will contain physical photos, short stories, poems, lyrics, comic strips, song meanings, recipes, set lists, stickers, drawings, road stories, stamps, album reviews, pre-made tweets, DM tips, postcards, general advice, movie reviews, auto maintenance tips, paper footballs, video game cheats/tips/tricks, book reviews, crosswords, word searches, fake advertisements, mazes, artist profiles, real advertisements, one weird tip discovered by a school-mom, and suggested Wikipedia articles.
ok, maybe not ALL that, but a lot of it. and the best part is, the cassette will contain our new music! just GENTLY cut it from the zine, pop it in your 1995 Toyota Camry tape deck, and you’re off to the races. The music in the zine won’t be available online either. Just the cassette.
this will be issue 0. we will only make two hundred copies ever, and they’ll all be numbered. if you’re interested in purchasing this limited edition zine, GO HERE and pre-order it. we’ll use the money from the pre-orders to buy the paper supplies and make the cassettes. we’ll mail them out mid April. Eventually we’ll make this a monthly thing – from issue 1 onward, you can subscribe and every month you’ll get a zine from us in the mail, with playable music that’s no where else but on the zine (which will have a cassette, CD, or 7in vinyl). All of them will be handmade and will be the only way to get those songs. F the internet.
big thank you to Molly Costello for the cover art. See you all in April. <3